Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

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A man gets home from work to find his wife nagging about a dripping tap and asking him to fix it "Do i look like a f@@king plumber" replies the husband and goes to watch the tv.
Man gets home next day and the wife starts nagging that the kitchen window wont open and asking him to fix it
"Do i look like a f@@king carpenter" replies the husband and goes to watch the tv
Man gets home next day to find the tap not dripping and the window wide open "who fixed the tap and the window" asks the husband "a young builder thats lives up the road replies" the wife
"How did u afford that" enquires the husband
"well he said i could pay either in sexual favors or bake him a cake" says the wife
"Well what did u do" asks the husband
"Do i look like a f@@king baker" replies the wife