So I'm the [censored]?

[edfurlong]

I'm walking back from blockbuster. A car pulls up as I'm crossing the street, dude rolls down his window. He asks me if there is restaurant nearby, "you know, some chicken or something". I tell him there is a kfc on burnside, but there is a really good burrito joint up the street, if you want rock just take two lefts around safeway. He gets all heated and [censored], wtf?