beat: my dad made me the worst burrito ever

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so i just got back from smokin a dub and drinkin a few beers and [censored]. when i came home my dad had already made me 2 burritos and some fries. the frozen kind of burritos that come in a ten pack or whatever. so anyways he cooked it in this lil convection oven thing. but he severely overcooked it and the burrito filling completely dried up and the shell hardened like a rock, unbearable to chew, completely disgusting. needless to say i ate it anyway.

brag: got blunted, drunk and belligerent had the munchies like a mofo and came home to a hot "meal" of sorts.
beat: burritos tasted like sheetrock
variance: fries were ok