Beat: Poker almost got me killed/seriously injured

[jmremote]

Just got back to my house. I am driving for a midnight snack, thinking about how I played my last sng before I left as I drive my car subconciously. Next thing I know, doing 50mph, I notice the light is red. I slam on my breaks, end up stopping in the middle of the intersection barely avoiding traffic from the other way (just one car). Everyone at the intersection is looking at my stupid ass in shock. I continue on and pull into the 7-11 next to the light.

Beat: Almost got killed
Brag: Found out my breaks are kick ass (audi a4)
Varience: Got a slurpie.