Neighbor Gets Robbed

[NozeCandy]

So the girl who lives upstairs from me had her car broken into last night. The back passenger window was smashed in and the thieves proceeded to take her stereo, radar detector, and every last one of her rap CDs and mixtapes. All country albums were left completely untouched.

She calls NOpd (emphasis on the NO) and they start filing a report. NO csi then shows up and asks her if they can look for fingerprints. She says OK. The csi then proceeds to bust out a roll of scotch tape and starts peeling it off of things to try and get prints. My neighbor then asks if they want her prints to rule out any match they might get with her and the cop goes, "Nah sweetie, we probably already got these black boys on file."

I feel so safe.