Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

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Teacher asks Lil' Jonny if he has 5 apples and she takes 3 away, how many does he have now?
Jonny says, I still have 5, the two in my hand, and the 3 you are holding.

Teacher says no, he is left with 2 is the correct answer, but says "I like the way you think."

Jonny wonders if he can ask a question and she says sure.

"There are 3 women on a park bench eating ice cream.
The first is taking dainty licks of her cone, the second is swirling it back and forth into her mouth, and the third is taking large bites.

Which one is married?"

Teacher hems and haws and finally says, 'The second one?'

Jonny replies, "I woulda said the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think..."