Average Speed XVII Game Thread

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DARTH VADER IS LUKE SKYWALKER'S FATHER
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
BRUCE WILLIS IS DEAD
PRINCESS LEIA IS LUKE'S SISTER
WINSTON GETS REPROGRAMMED
THEY FIND NEMO
THEY ALL WENT TO THE SAME DAYCARE
ROSEBUD IS HIS SLED
WANDER DIES AND IS REBORN FUSED WITH THE DORMIN
GRETCHEN DIES
DONNIE GOES BACK IN TIME SO HE CAN GET KILLED BY THE FALLING PLANE ENGINE
MACMURPHY GETS LOBOTOMIZED AND IS KILLED BY CHIEF
ALEX IS "CURED"
THE PLANET OF THE APES IS EARTH IN THE FUTURE
JESUS DIES