Brag: Turned 25 to 1,000 in less than 24 hours

[HensonLosesLots]

I don't have a graph, I don't have any poker tracker so blah. But it's the truth and I don't care what the haters have to say. If you're curious to hear about my heater, read on:

I will admit, before the heater (roughly late Sunday evening), I had deposited three or so times of $25-40 from Friday to Sunday, and lost each deposit. So, Sunday night comes around, and I'm bored out of my mind trying to relax/have fun before work on Monday. So, I told myself, I'd deposit 25 one last time, and just play the highest limits I can and go for broke.

So, around 8pm Sunday, I enter a juicy Omaha .25/.50. About an hour or so later, I get it up to about 80, only to drop back down to 60 before leaving. Then I enter an Omaha 1/2 game with that 60. I drop all the way down to 25 before the Heater starts. This is around 9:30pm, I get my 25 steadily to 50, then I triple up to around 150. All of a sudden, I'm sitting with 480. So I decide to leave, it's roughly midnight. I figure I should start thinking about sleep for work always kicks my ass on Monday. So I stop, start watching TV, and whaddya know, TV POKER is on. So I watch it for 30 or so minutes, and realize I got the itch to play NL HOLDEM. Log back on, take 120 to a 1/2 table. It's now 1am. After playing insanely LAG style, and running into a few fish that were drawing dead, I manage to leave the table at 1:30am with 560 (now that's efficiency). I go to sleep at around 2:30am only to get up about 4 hours. How I LOVE WORK!!!

So, after work, I get back on and win another 200 or so (Omaha of course), bringing my account balance up to exactly $1,000.

Anyways, I don't have hand histories or graphs. I don't really care for them, and I'm ready for the flames for not having it.

Brag: Made $1,000 from 25 in roughly less than 1 day even with work.
Beat: I managed to once bring 25 into 22,000 in one week only to lose it all but 5,000.
Variance: When will the Doomswitch be pushed? I play really aggressive and run really bad.

I don't really care if people will come and say 'graphs or HH or this is useless'. I just posted this to let people know anything is possible.

Toodles