it's funny cuz it isn't me (pyscho stalker bitch ftw WITH PICS!)

[StarkNaked]

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Anyhow, Dan,

Are you absolutely positive she hasn't been sending all these text messages to the wrong Dan? Dan is a common name and there's a good chance she has more than a couple dans in her phone directory. Wouldn't that be funny!

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Exactly what I was thinking.....my name is Dan also, and I lost my phone. Please foward her the following message from me:

Reading purple flowers are we? Can't stand being without you. Stop jedi-mind tricking me, whore. I love you terribly.