Wondering about some things, could use some help. pole included

[lowstakesfish]

So I haven't read BBV for as long as most people here, and I went for a while without reading it at all... So I missed out on a lot of stuff. I'd appreciate if anyone had any spare time, being able to reset what some of the following things mean for me, and other people who read BBV and might not know what they mean:

I took a bunch of things from the checklist and then added some more.

HIV is busto again
10K Fight yo
did 1000 pushups in 24 hours
rickrolled
relax baby i'm just taking a piss (really interested in where this came from)
fat girls give the best blowjobs, because they're hungry
can't find hooker who'll let me choke her

Also wondering what the following mean,

ldo
DUCY
BASTARD! (as a poll option)

Any help would be appreciated