What's the lamest thread you ever started?

[Passaman]

Remember your personal early days in BBV? You thought you'd be so clever. You came up with an idea, sat at the computer and posted it, believing you'd be seen as the "new funny guy" and that your thread would gets hundreds of posts, pawn off a few hijacks, be quoted for months to come. And, well, it didn't. So, what's the lamest thread you've ever started? Here's mine: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rue#Post9250186
Still can't believe it got even the one response.

PS: this current one is number two on my list.