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Re: A Little BBV On the Way to the Casino
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Beat: Got pulled over for going 85 in a 60 (with construction work). Beat: Was really high after having just smoked four bowls of Purple Haze in the car with my friend the passenger (and the car's owner). Beat: You can smell the weed outside the car even if none has been smoked. Beat: When asked by the officer why he pulled me over, I told him "because I had been swerving while trying to figure out which exit I needed to take." Beat: When he said "No, you were doing 85 in a 60 mph/hr work zone where tickets and points are doubled", I said "Oh, [censored]!" Beat: My friend did not have his registration for the car, nor his proof of insurance. Brag: Cop gave me a $215 ticket for speeding. Brag: Cop waived the doubling of the ticket and of the points on my license. Brag: Completely ignored the overpowering stench of pot, my terrible driving, and my general retarded behavior. Variance: I end up blowing $215 on Stars every Sunday anyway, I'll just pretend they had a Tuesday Mill or something. [/ QUOTE ] Its not the times you crash into a bridge that matter, but the times you and your kind goes headon into a family in the other car. Playing with your own life is just natrual selection at its finest. Playing with everybody elses is a good argument for hoping it is a hell somewhere. Arthur Dent |
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