Wow..just...wow

[THEE_LIONN]

So I'm playing a little online poker and going through 2+2 software forums seeing if online poker works on iphone or not, [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
When BAM! outta know-where i see a minature flying roach, I wanna call it a "junebug" but not sure. (DNA test coming) So its on the wall, flying in no predictable pattern at all and is attracted to the light from my desk lamp. I'm thinking how can I kill this beast without making contact or getting up from my sloth-like posture when in Japanese-suicide-bomber-style it flys into my keyboard. (orignal mac OS X version) If anyone knows this keyboard it has little openings seperating the arrows from the letters on left and numbers on right. So it crawls in and is scattering under the letters and I'm violently smashing the keys trying to squish it. 24 seconds of intense passion and shock he dies between the [alt option] and [control] key. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
I'm not even attempting to get it out..in fear of my life.