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Old 07-25-2007, 03:30 AM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
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Default Re: The Meanest Thing You Can Say To Me Without Getting CENSORED for $

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Starts of a little slow and obvious, but I warm up pretty good, in my opinion:

It's sad that you have to pay complete strangers to humiliate you. Did you just move out of your parents basement at 35, so they won't do it for free anymore? Isn't having hookers laugh at you because you can't get it up enough humiliation for you. Especially since you pay them afterwards anyway?

It saddens me that you crave negative attention from a group of strangers who constantly win money from you, since you are so dumb and lose at poker. And when you have the biggest upswing of your life, you give it all away to the meanest one of them.

I guess you never believed your older brother when he told you your mom would drink Vodka on purpose while she was pregnant with you and scream for an abortion, but that's what happens when your brother's your dad. Luckily your brother can't make you pregnant, but he sure rips your anus apart every night. And when you have a chance to get away from that, to read whatever you want on the internet, you search out more abuse, because you are, at the bottom of your weak heart a loser who is made to be controlled and hurt for the amusement of others.

I guess you could try and end the cycle by standing up for yourself, but even though, overall the world is better off without you in it, if you decide to stay, you serve society more by being the pillow biting cry baby sex toy of your brother, then if you try and do things for yourself, since you would only screw up and make the world a worse place for us decent people if you actually attempted to do anything at all.

As you sit in front of your monitor, the painful throbbing a constant reminder of your rightful place in the world, I do hope you consider that the night your mom tried to smother you in your sleep, your brother didn't save your life out of compassion, he saved it because he hated you and was horny enough to save you for years of vengeful fornication.
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I do have to admit that you do bring a little love into this world, since you bring your mother and her husband closer when they laugh and describe to new acquaintances what your brother does to you. That shared laughter at your nightly rape does bring them closer, so there is something positive about you after all.

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good thing you quoted the entire thing then... note that mine ends on an up note [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] i always look at the positive in everyone
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