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Old 07-24-2007, 11:51 PM
stealthmunk stealthmunk is offline
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Default Major Brag: Matusow Went Off On Me

Seat 1: YourTimeIsUp ($5,248.50)
Seat 2: Mike Matusow ($4,922)
Mike Matusow posts the small blind of $25
YourTimeIsUp posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to YourTimeIsUp [Js Qc 5s 6c]
Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
Mike Matusow calls $25
YourTimeIsUp raises to $150
Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
Mike Matusow calls $100
*** FLOP *** [Qh 2d Ah]
YourTimeIsUp bets $250
Mike Matusow calls $250
*** TURN *** [Qh 2d Ah] [Qs]
YourTimeIsUp checks
Mike Matusow checks
*** RIVER *** [Qh 2d Ah Qs] [5c]
YourTimeIsUp checks
Mike Matusow bets $800
YourTimeIsUp raises to $3,050
Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
Mike Matusow calls $2,250
*** SHOW DOWN ***
YourTimeIsUp shows [Js Qc 5s 6c] a full house, Queens full of Fives
Mike Matusow mucks
YourTimeIsUp wins the pot ($6,899.50) with a full house, Queens full of Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $6,900 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qh 2d Ah Qs 5c]
Seat 1: YourTimeIsUp (big blind) showed [Js Qc 5s 6c] and won ($6,899.50) with a full house, Queens full of Fives
Seat 2: Mike Matusow (small blind) mucked [3s 6h 6s 4c] - a straight, Five high




YourTimeIsUp: sup mikey
YourTimeIsUp: u wanna play 50-1?
Mike Matusow: hi
Mike Matusow: n
YourTimeIsUp: k glYourTimeIsUp: reload plz
YourTimeIsUp: i don't play short
Mike Matusow: u mother fker
Mike Matusow: o classs $!%@ sucker
YourTimeIsUp: i just don't play short
YourTimeIsUp: u want me to lend u $?
YourTimeIsUp: to reload?
Mike Matusow: learn tiqutte
YourTimeIsUp: i just don't play short sir.
Mike Matusow: learn ettiqutte fk head
YourTimeIsUp: i don't play short.
YourTimeIsUp: reload
YourTimeIsUp: and i'll keep playing you.
Mike Matusow: u lyoung punks no ettiqutte
Mike Matusow: k u
YourTimeIsUp: not true.
Mike Matusow: fk u
YourTimeIsUp: you want a 5k loan?
YourTimeIsUp: i'll transfer 5k right now.
Mike Matusow: i was gona keplaying but go fk your
sle and lern ettiqutte
YourTimeIsUp: i just won't play u short
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