How young is too young?

[Richie Menlo]

Okay i will keep this short... so i live in Menlo Park, Ca... and every year we have a weird market where they shut down our downtown area there is a bunch of stands that try to sell you [censored] and there is live music... the best part is this is the only time of the year you can drink on the street... so i get started with vodka shots at 10am followed by the splitting of a 18 pack of bud light after a 24oz bud light... I get to the market...steal a bike.get more drinks break a picture at a candy store..get kicked out of store and festival...but that is just some background for why i ended up going to the Fray that night... if you don't know the fray is a bad with arguably two good songs (gay as they may be) well they also attract a lot of good looking girls to their concerts... So i don't remember getting to the concert or any of it for that matter... i did black out...lost my wallet and when i blacked back in i was mid make out with this very cute looking blond girl ( i would say a drunk 8 making her prob sober 7ish.... i had one hand on left tit while the other hand was working its way down the back of her pants...due to the shock i stop and ask her what any 20 year old drunk guy would ask a good looking girl he was making out with and groping "what is ur name? and how old are you?" she smiles and says "my name is ____ ( i put a blank not to hide her identity rather i have no [censored] clue what she said, i tend to not listen to girls as they speak) and i am turning 17 next November" I was taken back needless to say... i mean i got a 13 year old sister....and have plenty of friends with little sisters around 16 so regardless of my current state i still felt what i was doing was kind of wrong... there was a moment where i weighted out the pros and cons...and was slowly convincing myself i shouldn't be doing this but obv i snapped out of it... and like the gentleman i am i continued to make out with her for the remainder of the night stole her $200 hoodie that obv i will never wear again.... and gave her a fake number to go along with the fake name i had given to her apparently upon first meeting...

So ya..

Brag: made out with hot young...maybe too young blond...got some titty action...little bare ass grab

Beat: um...well i was getting her drinks and she was 16 for gods sake...so even though i escaped the prosecution of the local law enforcement... i am still going to hell...

God it feels good to be a degen