New to 2+2 or HSMTT? Introduce yourself!

[McMelchior]

Hi, I'm Johan ... you can call me "Commander Giraffe" ....

I'm a somewhat grumpy, mediocre tournament player who's been around this forum long enough to be the great-grandfather of most or you young guys ... my specialty is spending hours dragging very small stacks very close to the bubble, or - on my good days - very close to the FT bubble.

Oh yes ... my goal for life(*): FT'ing WSOP Senior's Event when I'm old enough to enter ... which would be in 3 years, unless Harrah's move the series back to late July/August ...

EDIT:
*: "... for my poker life, that is, now that I have a beatiful wife, a more than just decent job and a cool terraced Manhattan penthouse ... well, a nice condo in the "Cosmopolitan" next to the Bellagio is in close contention, of course ..."