Official: Stars Sunday Bazillion 7/22/2007

[MyPC8MyMoney]

Please bow your heads for this Invocation before we begin our Tournament:

O God-Of-Odds on this fitful day

Please watch over us as we plunder through this valley of chip stacks...
lying, cheating, stealing, and gambling our way to the promised table

Please forgive the fish that calls pot sized bets to the river with his gutter,
for he knows now what he does.

and let my dominating hand hold at least 50% the time, I don't even need 80%,
just 50% will be fine.

and stop doing that thing where the same card that gives me top straight
on the river also gives mr 73 suited his freaking rag flush.
That one's just not funny any more.

allow me the strength to call Mr. "check raise my C-bet", for even though
I have nothing , we know he has a lesser nothing

Lastly, for the love of chips, when I flop up 22 outs,
please don't make me wiff through the river calling down someones pair of 6's.

Nuts up and GL Kids !