Sickest HU match ever (74 hands against a maniac who shoves any 2)

The.Accountant · #1 07-19-2007, 03:29 AM

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Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $402.00
Hero (SB): $809.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero raises to $12.00, BB raises to $20.00, Hero calls $8.00

Flop: ($40) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB bets $4.00, Hero calls $4.00

Turn: ($48) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB bets $76.00, Hero calls $76.00

River: ($200) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB bets all-in for $302.00, Hero calls $302.00

Pot Size: $804.00 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ([Kc Td] a pair of Eights) and LOST (-$402.00)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Eights) and WON (+$401.50)

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $404.00
Hero (SB): $1,207.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero raises to $12.00, BB raises to $20.00, Hero calls $8.00

Flop: ($40) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB bets $4.00, Hero calls $4.00

Turn: ($48) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB bets $48.00, Hero raises to $96.00, BB raises to $144.00, Hero raises all-in to $1,183.00, BB folds
Uncalled bet of $1,039.00 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $336.00 ($0.50 Rake)

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (BB): $1,340.50
SB: $429.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB raises to $12.00, Hero calls $8.00

Flop: ($24) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB bets $68.00, Hero raises all-in to $1,328.50, SB folds
Uncalled bet of $1,260.50 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $160.00 ($0.50 Rake)

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (BB): $1,392.00
SB: $427.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB raises to $8.00, Hero calls $4.00

Flop: ($16) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB bets all-in for $419.50, Hero calls $419.50

Turn: ($855) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($855) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $855.00 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Tens) and WON (+$427.00)
Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Tens and Eights) and LOST (-$427.50)

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $984.00
Hero (SB): $834.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero raises to $12.00, BB calls $8.00

Flop: ($24) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB bets $4.00, Hero calls $4.00

Turn: ($32) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB bets $84.00, Hero raises to $490.00, BB raises to $896.00, Hero calls all-in for $328.50
Uncalled bet of $77.50 returned to BB

River: ($1669) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $1,669.00 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Tens) and LOST (-$834.50)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Tens full of Sevens) and WON (+$834.00)

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $412.60
Hero (SB): $436.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero raises to $12.00, BB raises all-in to $412.60, Hero calls $400.60

Flop: ($825.20) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Turn: ($825.20) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($825.20) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $825.20 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and WON (+$412.10)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (Ace King high) and LOST (-$412.60)

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (BB): $1,591.50
SB: $486.70

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB raises all-in to $486.70, Hero calls $482.70

Flop: ($973.40) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Turn: ($973.40) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($973.40) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $973.40 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Threes) and LOST (-$486.70)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Tens) and WON (+$486.20)

I called with Ax once because he was openshoving and then showing me all kinds of garbage, including 72o