Convince me NOT to stake you.

[FastPlaySlow]

Let's face it, you're terrible. The only way you're getting my money is with a gun to my head.

You tilt, you're ugly, and no one likes you're smell during live play.

Giving you money would be the equivalent to lighting it on fire, which we all know is illegal.

Give me other reasons why I shouldn't stake you. Be sure to post graphs!