What the hell?!?!? Wendy's Breakfast Menu!!!

[samjjones]

As some of you may know, I have been boycotting Wendy's ever since they raised the $0.99 menu to $1.19. Those bastards finally wore me down (they are pretty tough), and I visited my local Wendy's for lunch. When I got there, I made an incredible discovery.

WENDY'S WILL SOON HAVE A BREAKFAST MENU!

Here is the menu:

Breakfast Combos
#1 Breakfast Frescuit Sandwich - Freshly baked, moist and never crumbly, served with eggs, cheese, and your choice of bacon, sausage or ham.

#2 Steak & Egg Sandwich - Lean, tender steak, eggs, cheese, and hickory-smoked bacon stacked high on a kaiser roll.

#3 Big Breakfast Sandwich - Get both hickory-smoked bacon and sausage on a kaiser roll with eggs and cheese.

#4 Grande Burrito - A warm flour tortilla filled with eggs, cheese, bacon, sausage, roasted potatoes, peppers and onions.

#5 French Toast Sticks - Warm French toast sticks served with syrup.

#6 Chicken Biscuit - Lightly breaded all-white meat chicken sandwiched between a freshly baked biscuit.

Side Items
Hash Browns
Blueberry Muffin
Cinnamon Roll

Drinks
Wendy's Custom Bean Coffee - By Folgers Gourmet Selections
Small Soft Drink
Orange Juice (for an additional charge)

Breakfast Value Menu - Introducing Wendy's Breakfast Values. Six fresh and delicious options starting at 99 cents each, including:
#1 Sausage & Egg Burrito
#2 Sausage Biscuit
#3 Egg & Cheese Sandwich
#4 Blueberry Muffin
#5 Hash Browns
#6 Cinnamon Roll


I need some time to digest this information.