Help me with name for friend's son

[TheDudeAbides]

So my buddy and I made this prop bet last year. It involved him claiming that he could properly assemble any piece of IKEA furniture I chose in under 2 hours. It had to be assembled exactly according to the instructions and we had a guy from IKEA (friend's husband) come over to inspect it. I chose some monstrous bookshelf/dresser combo thing. Obviously he didn't do it, because you need a graduate degree in engineering to put that [censored] together.

Anyway, the terms of the bet were this. The winner gets to pick the middle name of the loser's next kid. Both our wives somehow agreed to it and now its time for him to pay up. They just had a baby boy named Ryan. I can choose anything for a name I want, as long as it isn't obscene.

So OOT - any ideas? I've got none.