My friend doesn't understand the phrase: "don't s**t where you eat"

superadvisor · #1 07-12-2007, 03:33 AM

10:11:12 PM) sir****ow: I'm trying to bone this girl from work though.
(10:12:43 PM) sir****ow: Work at the restaurant. I went to some party where she was and flirted and got her number and whatnot. She faked last weekend. Hopefully she chills this time around.
(10:11:43 PM) bears****eal:: People always say don't s**t where you eat but I think that'a a bunch of horse [censored]

(10:12:09 PM) sir****ow: Hahaha.
(10:12:15 PM) sir****ow: Dude, I have eaten while on the toilet.

(10:13:47 PM) bears****eal:: haha, I mean like with women?
(10:13:58 PM) bears****eal:: or are you leveling me

(10:14:14 PM) sir****ow: Wait.
(10:14:20 PM) sir****ow: Okay, I have literally eaten while [censored].
(10:14:27 PM) sir****ow: That's one statement.

(10:14:44 PM) sir****ow: The other one I don't quite get. There are a couple of ways that could go.
(10:14:49 PM) sir****ow: And I'm not sure which one you meant.

(10:14:53 PM) bears****eal:: you said that in response to my statement about [censored] where you eat, which I didn't mean literally.

(10:15:01 PM) sir****ow: Yes
(10:15:04 PM) sir****ow: I meant that literally.
(10:15:11 PM) bears****eal:: oh alright

(10:15:21 PM) sir****ow: However, I'm not sure exactly what that metaphor meant.

(10:15:24 PM) bears****eal:: Cause I didn't know if you were pretending like you didn't realize I meant literally

(10:15:30 PM) sir****ow: Are you talking about eating pussy?

(10:15:34 PM) bears****eal:: s**t where you eat, f**k women you work with

(10:15:39 PM) sir****ow: Oh, I see.

So what the hell OOT, he is a 23 year old guy and has never heard of the phrase “don’t s**t where you eat” he thought I literally meant you shouldn’t eat and poop at the same time.

How big of a nerd is my friend?