Partypoker March Mayhem

[Petomane]

This isn't a promotion, it's a joke. Dump my Party points on a maybe? I don't think so.
Since they've opened up their store (and that took a long time) I venture to guess there's been a run on Ipods - tons of people like me who accumulated loads of points with nothing to spend them on.
So Party comes up with a scheme to get players to dump their points with NO guarantee.
If you fall for this one, I want you at my table.
I have no intention of buying a single ticket.