I gotta quit phrasing it this way...

[codewarrior]

...or "Babies are the biggest chick magnet ever"

So I'm in the local Barnes and Noble with my daughter. We get the belly button book, and the a new Baby Einstein DVD. The cougar behind the DVD counter instaprowls over to me when I buggy into the media area with the little one. "Can I help you with anything? Oh, she's so cute! Where's her mommie?"

"Mommie isn't with us" (d'oh!)

"Oh gosh, you're so good with her. Single dads are so hot!"

"Er, mommie's not with us in this store at this particular moment "

<embarassed silence and blushing>

I gotta stop phrasing it this way. I go to the bookstore like once a week, often with my daughter. Everytime she's with me, I get hit on by either an employee, or a random customer. I guess if I ever am single, it's going to be book store chicks FTW.