Kid shats pants

[Mr November]

Was watching home run derby at friends house, along with the knicks summer league game.

Then we get a call about a party WITH BEER PONG!!!

We go, owner of the house (birthday - just turned 24) is sooooo wasted, and still downing beers. (standard)

Everyone leaves and a few of us are still playing beer pong.

Some kid runs into the garage where beer pong was being played, and yells the kid [censored] himself.

Some dude pushes the door open to where his room is which is connected to the garage, and the smell of [censored] just bursts into the garage.

A few people go in to check it out, [censored] is in the bathroom, on the kids floor and as he turns around to go back to his bed, it's on his shorts everywhere and on his bed.

Friend of mine opens garage door and starts to throw up right outside. This might have been the single funniest thing I've ever seen. This kid is prob not going to show his face for a few months.