beet: meen nayba wady stolded my kitty

[TardinKY21]

wady who live by me twaded me a box of fyahwerks for my kitty kat.
dey didn't even werk.
dey just gave off a smell that was juss like dat wady.
i twied to get my kitty bak but she say she has not seen it.

bwag: mommy says she'll get me a unicorn, dats wot i wheelly wheely want.