Another First Date Thread

[Rushmore]

There has been a LOT of bad advice in this thread.

First of all, you are not locked in the friend zone. She asked you to "take her out." She did not say anything specific. Translation: she wants to spend time WITH YOU. This is good. She likes you.

Secondly, don't go to a theater. Take her for a drink and appetizers at a relatively upscale bar/restaurant, and sit at the bar. It'll be impressive, shouldn't cost much more than the movie would have, and you'll get a chance to get six or seven gin and tonics in you, so that you will not ejaculate too fast when she offers you sex later in the evening.

Third, shoot as much dope as possible before you go. This will ease your stress level, and make you much more personable (between nodding out). But for God's sake--don't forget to keep drinking!

Fourth, stop sounding like you're 12. You're an adult. Tell her you want amyl nitrate and the strap-on, and she'll know you're the man.

Dude, you are so in that.