MAJOR VARIANCE: not for weak stomaches (graph)

fees · #1 07-04-2007, 09:16 PM

look im even nice enough to graph first:

this is a pre-fk you to anyone who says "started good.. only down ~3bi.." i have a special grease fire filled with cheap asain fire works and industrial strength acid for you to burn/drink you condesending trolling pieces of [censored] go sleep on a bed of pine needles naked with ur dick covered in bengay wrapped in foil

started out [censored] fantastic.. then 12o3k12o3kasdkasd

im so sick

this one REALLY got me

Stack sizes:
UTG: $332.95
hero: $197
CO: $336.65
Button: $142.85
SB: $208
BB: $411

Pre-flop: (6 players) hero is UTG+1 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG raises to $4, hero raises to $15, CO folds, Button calls, 2 folds, UTG calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($48, 3 players)
UTG bets $2, hero raises to $36, Button folds, UTG calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($120, 2 players)
UTG bets $120, hero raises all-in $146, UTG calls.

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($412, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $412)

Results:
Final pot: $412
hero shows Qs Qh
UTG shows 8d 9d

this was next hand and obv inevitable

Stack sizes:
hero: $266.65
UTG+1: $366.65
CO: $150.85
Button: $203
SB: $198
BB: $299.20

Pre-flop: (6 players) hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
hero raises to $8, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, SB raises to $19, BB folds, hero calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($59, 3 players)
SB bets $49, hero calls, UTG+1 folds.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($157, 2 players)
SB bets $50, hero raises all-in $198.65, SB calls all-in $130.
Uncalled bets: $18.65 returned to hero.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($517, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $517)

Results:
Final pot: $517
hero shows Kd Jd
SB shows Kh Kc

obv converter sucks but anyway

I floated a regular

BaronPro: -- --
cfee: Qc Kd
StimAbuser: -- --

Pre-flop:

cfee raises to $8. StimAbuser re-raises to $28.
BaronPro folds. cfee calls.

Flop (board: Ad Js 6s):

StimAbuser bets $45. cfee calls.

Turn (board: Ad Js 6s 4d):

StimAbuser checks. cfee bets $95. StimAbuser goes
all-in for $182.40. cfee folds. StimAbuser is
returned $87.40 (uncalled).

THIS MOHQOWEIJASD i ahted this one the most.. last of the session.. this [censored] sucker had been c/ring every [censored] flop and 3/4 betting prf like he only had a raise option.. then finally its like 95% of his range is a draw.. O!K#!#!K

Stack sizes:
UTG: $136.75
hero: $235.30
Button: $603.60
SB: $137.80
BB: $203

Pre-flop: (5 players) hero is CO with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, hero raises to $8, 2 folds, BB calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($17, 2 players)
BB checks, hero bets $12, BB raises to $45, hero raises to $179, BB raises all-in $195, hero calls.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($407, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $407)

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($407, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $407)

Results:
Final pot: $407
BB shows 6h 6c

obv the draw gets there anyway so it doesnt matter

here im tilted and cant figure out wtf is going on.. obv its a fold but it was a monster suckout anyway RETROSPECT CAN SUCK MY DICK NICE SUCKOUT FISH

Stack sizes:
UTG: $211.35
UTG+1: $173.15
CO: $220.60
Button: $200
SB: $298.70
hero: $197.05

Pre-flop: (6 players) hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, SB calls, hero checks.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($6, 3 players)
SB checks, hero bets $6, UTG+1 calls, SB calls.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($24, 3 players)
SB checks, hero bets $16, UTG+1 calls, SB calls.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($72, 3 players)
SB checks, hero checks, UTG+1 bets $72, SB folds, hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $216
UTG+1 shows 7h 7d

this is a cooler or it was a coinflip or what the [censored] ever

Stack sizes:
UTG: $127.35
Button: $154.95
SB: $43.95
hero: $255.60

Pre-flop: (4 players) hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG raises to $7, Button folds, SB raises to $12, hero calls, UTG raises to $55, SB calls all-in $43.95, hero calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($166.9, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $166.9)
hero checks, UTG bets $31, hero raises all-in $207.6, UTG calls all-in $79.35.
Uncalled bets: $97.25 returned to hero.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($387.6, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $166.9, Sidepot 1: $220.7)

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($387.6, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $166.9, Sidepot 1: $220.7)

Results:
Final pot: $387.6
hero shows Kc Ah
UTG shows 8h 8s
shorty had QQ

he played it well.. nice cooler fish

Stack sizes:
UTG: $192.50
UTG+1: $139.90
hero: $197
Button: $179.60
SB: $506.05
BB: $200

Pre-flop: (6 players) hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, hero raises to $12, Button folds, SB calls, 3 folds.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($30, 2 players)
SB checks, hero checks.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($30, 2 players)
SB checks, hero bets $21, SB raises to $42, hero calls.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($114, 2 players)
SB bets $114, hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $342
SB shows Qs Qh
ALMOST [censored] FOLDED BC I KNEW THIS [censored] RANGE WAS [censored] THAT NARROW BUT HEY LETS DIAMOND TEH RIVER ANYWAY

NICE COOLER FISH

Stack sizes:
UTG: $242.30
hero: $197
CO: $204.75
Button: $97
SB: $259
BB: $194.25

Pre-flop: (6 players) hero is UTG+1 with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, hero raises to $4, CO folds, Button calls, 2 folds.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($11, 2 players)
hero bets $8, Button calls.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($27, 2 players)
hero bets $19, Button raises to $38, hero raises to $160, Button calls all-in $85.
Uncalled bets: $37 returned to hero.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($273, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $273)

Results:
Final pot: $273
hero shows 7c 8c
Button shows Kc 6c

DONT BE REULTS ORIENTED CAN GO [censored] KRISTY ALLEY I WANT A [censored] PROM QUEEN THIS IS HORSE [censored]