How did you propose?

[acoustix]

On a cruise we took a couple of years ago. I had her mom sneak some roses on board and everyone was given a complimentary bottle of champagne, so as we were pulling out of Miami I asked her to wait on the balcony for me as I poured the wine. I came out with the champagne and the roses and got down on my knee. I never got to say anything as she instantly started crying and put her finger out. I later asked her what she would have done if I was just tying my shoe. She says she would have thrown me overboard.