"i hit second pair on the iriver"

[jhogstyle]

This made me laugh (final table 33$ freezout)

PokerStars Game #10708817073: Tournament #53512458, $30+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (1000/2000) - 2007/07/01 - 05:41:51 (ET)
Table '53512458 31' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: badcallm8 (44838 in chips)
Seat 2: phunksoulbro (92924 in chips)
Seat 3: mitchman1114 (42786 in chips)
Seat 4: Moosebabies (40661 in chips)
Seat 5: (me)AMomniscient (59641 in chips)
Seat 6: flamesownu (32269 in chips)
Seat 7: Tru_Dat (75524 in chips)
Seat 8: ZidaneLovesU (80457 in chips)
Seat 9: KenRogers (40900 in chips)
badcallm8: posts the ante 100
phunksoulbro: posts the ante 100
mitchman1114: posts the ante 100
Moosebabies: posts the ante 100
AMomniscient: posts the ante 100
flamesownu: posts the ante 100
Tru_Dat: posts the ante 100
ZidaneLovesU: posts the ante 100
KenRogers: posts the ante 100
Moosebabies: posts small blind 1000
AMomniscient: posts big blind 2000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AMomniscient [Ts Js]
flamesownu: folds
Tru_Dat: folds
ZidaneLovesU: folds
KenRogers: folds
badcallm8: folds
phunksoulbro: raises 2000 to 4000
mitchman1114: folds
Moosebabies: folds
AMomniscient: calls 2000
*** FLOP *** [Ah Th Td]
AMomniscient: checks
phunksoulbro: bets 6000
AMomniscient: calls 6000
*** TURN *** [Ah Th Td] [3s]
AMomniscient: checks
phunksoulbro: bets 6000
AMomniscient: raises 12000 to 18000
phunksoulbro: calls 12000
*** RIVER *** [Ah Th Td 3s] [8h]
AMomniscient: bets 10000
phunksoulbro: calls 10000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AMomniscient: shows [Ts Js] (three of a kind, Tens)
phunksoulbro: mucks hand
AMomniscient collected 77900 from pot
phunksoulbro said, "nh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 77900 | Rake 0
Board [Ah Th Td 3s 8h]
Seat 1: badcallm8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: phunksoulbro mucked [As 8s]
Seat 3: mitchman1114 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Moosebabies (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: AMomniscient (big blind) showed [Ts Js] and won (77900) with three of a kind, Tens

phunksoulbro: nh
AMomniscient: ty
phunksoulbro: i hit the second pair on the river
phunksoulbro: ouch
Dealer: Game #10708824282: badcallm8 wins pot (10900)
phunksoulbro: A8
Dealer: ZidaneLovesU, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
AMomniscient: ya