Beat: I just bathed in poo

[Daliman]

So before I got started tonight, I got in our jacuzzi tub with my 3 y/o and 18 month old for a bath, which I do all the time, (usually shower tho). They wanted bubbles, and I'm cool like that, so I hook up the bubbles while the jets are going. About 30 seconds in, I smell something fecal, and start looking around, but alas, there are bubbles everywhere. I ask my wife to look too, and I can neither see nor feel anything, so we figure my daughter, ( the younger one) may have just tooted. About 10 minutes later, after I have turned the jets off, I see a small piece of brown float by, and yell for my wife. We take a quick hazmat shower and all is well again.

Brag: My kids were having a great time in the bubbles.
Variance. At least it was only four rabbit-pellet sized nuggets. Apparently my daughter is part bunny. As long as that ends before puberty, this is ok by me.