Nugget

[defenestration]

I once visited my local cafeteria, also known as seacobeck, and came across the most peculiar site I had ever laid eyes upon. An albino and a burnt victim were fighting over the last spicy chicken nugget. I quickly became aware that this was not just any other scuffle over a seaco nugget, which are quite delicious, but that the man whose skin lacked pigment and the man whose skin had recently been charred, represented the never-ending battle between the forces of good and evil. This meant that analogically, the nugget represented the most powerful substance on Earth. It was about this time that I blew a fart. It made me laugh as I sat down to eat lunch.