People and things that infuriate you way more than they should

[Fast Food Knight]

-Blarg's posts IRT women put me on life tilt
-When 'Chair insinuates that I don't clean enough
-Friends of mine that inevitably immediately call me anytime I send them a text message
-The interference sound that my blackberry makes with my office phone...OMGSHUTTHEF***UP
-Yuppy bitches at Whole Foods in their Lexus SUVs that are rude, always on their cell phone, don't know how to drive, and think they're better than me
-When someone wakes me up... it's like this absolutely uncontrollable anger/rage