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Old 06-26-2007, 02:00 AM
Tregan Tregan is offline
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Default LOL DONKAMENTS. FU STARS. RIGGED. LDO.

10+R $55k guaranteed. I have an extensive history of going deep, or deep-but-not-deep-enough, and getting f!@#ed over. I swear to christ i am going to kick a puppy.

Profit from these 10+r $55k crapshoots (real buxxxx): maybe $300
In sklansky buxxxx: i run so bad that actually putting a reasonable estimate up would result in insta-suicide

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t2000 (9 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

MP2 (t187729)
MP3 (t38440)
CO (t28132)
Button (t42486)
Hero (t40588)
BB (t13318)
UTG (t22696)
UTG+1 (t66002)
MP1 (t3830)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">6 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t6000</font>, Hero calls t5000, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to t13218</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t42386</font>, Hero calls t34488 (All-In).

Hero has A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
BB has J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Button has K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero has visions of sugar plums dancing in his head, followed by KK2 flops

Flop: (t95792) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

<font color="blue">OK so imminent suckout pending obv, right about... </font>

Turn: (t95792) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

<font color="blue">...now. Right on cue. But at least I still have the </font>
















River: (t95792) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

<font color="blue">side... pot.</font>

Final Pot: t95792

Results:
Hero has Ah As (one aneurysm).
BB has Jd Js (straight, die in a grease fire).
Button has Kc Kh (three of a kind, kill yourself).
Outcome: f!@# the OP. </font>


http://www.pokerhand.org/index.php?page=view&amp;hand=1208326 for the graphically inclined
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