No chance with this girl right?

[iggymcfly]

I don't know why everyone's trying to bring OP down here. I think he did fine. The opener's good because it leads off like an "excuse to meet you" type of thing, but the joke is that he's admitting he just wants to go drink with her. Then, with the "no friends or boyfriends thing", he's done plenty to specify his intentions without coming off like a perv. I see no reason why he shouldn't be able to get some pussy out of this.