Self pleasurement for money, yo

[eurythmech]

Was having a few beers with some friends the other day, naturally a set of interesting topics surface.
The one that left most of us curious, though (I think), was the one regarding the coagulation of human semen. I think it's called coagulation? Like, what happens when you fry an egg.

What happens when you fry or boil semen? My theory was that boiling it would make it into little balls or droplets, while frying it would probably make it curl up into strands of erotic spaghetti.

Anyways, I have a flat mate so I have to share my kitchen ware with someone, or I'd get right on to this, of course.

Would anyone be willing to unload in a blazing hot frying pan, take a picture and earn $25? Stars transfer only.