Larry The Dog Has Got It Easy

[PattdownManiac]

You think he got it rough? What does he do all day? Chill around, eat some kibble and bits, play a little fetch. Ooooh but I'm not in the house that I used to live in booohoooo cry me a river Larry!

Real dogs are out living in alleys, behind stores, in gutters! They eat what they can find, often going hungry. They bow down to no man, and certainly don't spend their days moping in a free ride animal shelter. 8 years old? Dogs who got it tough don't see the age of 8.

You soft Larry. You soft.