Kids say the durnedest things or The boy just ain't right

[Colt McCoy]

This morning my son informed me he wants to be a street performer when he grows up. Wtf? Thankfully he's only five so still plenty of time to change his mind.

This came a day after he sat in front of a digital clock writing down the new time every time it changed...FOR OVER AN HOUR!

10:03
10:04
10:05
...
11:06

What kinds of things do your kids say/do that just make you shake your head and sigh?