god dammit mariano [censored] rivera

[NT!]

look, i hate your god damn team, it was hard enough to draft you even when it was about three or four rounds later than you should have been taken, because my league is full of fantasy noobs and red sox fans.

PLEASE STOP SUCKING WILD ASS IN NON SAVE SITUATIONS.

wtf joe torre: stop putting rivera in when he can't even help me and letting him give up a bunch of [censored] hits. jesus h christ [censored] 11 to 5 the fruitbat captain electrocuto [censored] vampire mother [censored] is 100 years old he doesn't need extra work, now he threw over 30 pitches and he can't [censored] get me a save in a one-run game tomorrow night

joe torre eat [censored] and die in a [censored] grease fire started by the radioactive santorum a-rod left on jeter's pillow