Official JUNE uNL **'`MICROBREW THREAD`'** LC/NC this way...

[derosnec]

ok, back from Day 2 of live poker in vegas

asians apparently love poker, since every table is 90% asian

but they all suck. limpy limp every hand

i get dealt a bunch of crap that doesn't play good multiway, then i get KK

utg (a trucker i think) open limps

i act next and raise

folded to some idiot who calls in the SB

utg then minraises me

ugh. is this AA again? christ.

he has 50bbs ($100)

i push.

he has AA (he flips them over before flop is dealt to show everyone how smart and cunning he is with his limp-min-3bet)

so, now i'm down $400 and decide to spend $20 on slots.

i win $840 on my 7th spin.

then i play texas hold em bonus. a game where you have to beat the dealer (u ante $5 and if you like your cards you place double your ante before a flop is dealt).

now, if u want to see true idiots, play that game. everyone was telling me to do a sidebet each time. i asked why? they said, "look at that chart. if you get dealt AA, it pays 30 to 1 on your sidebet"

brilliant. 30 to 1 on 200 to 1 odds.

i dropped $60 on the game and got the hell out of there.