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[ursine cotcher]

holla
i am not sober
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should i send this to a girl i have got on recntly but am unsure as to what is goig on

despite you being only slightly abobve average crupmet
ok im lying
i am drunk
so am going to give you one last chance
to better yourself
please apply here
for dates with me
or alternatively laugh
or extra alternatively tell me you would rather just have drunken sex one nnight spontaneously
if not you truly are a lesbian
i think you are
bt hope you're not
ps. my penis is not huge but i really enjoy giving oral
pps i love rum more than anything in the world

sorry im english i apologise