Nerdiest thing I could be doing when the ball drops

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Help me brainstorm here.

Long story short, my plan A fell through for tonight and I'm not really in any mood to come up with a Plan B, so I'm staying home. I figure as long as I'm here, I may as well have a good story about how big of a geek I was on this night. Any ideas for me?

Oh, and please keep your suggestions family-friendly. I can't very well tell my parents that I was jacking off to transsexual porn when the clock struck 12.