HOW TO ROBUSTO PT. 1

grando · #1 06-13-2007, 07:06 PM

Step 1: run like [censored] over 10k hands today
Step 2: be on monster tilt and get ready to move up
Step 3: have your g/f come over in 15 min for sympathy head
Step 4: run into maniac while closing down tables
Step 5: ???
Step 6: PROFIT

******* Hand 1 ********

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $80.10
CO: $97
Hero: $113.65
SB: $187.50
BB: $41.65

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
2 folds, Hero raises to $4.5, SB folds, BB raises to $20, Hero raises to $49.5, BB calls all-in $20.65.
Uncalled bets: $27.85 returned to Hero.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($43.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $43.8)

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($43.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $43.8)

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($43.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $43.8)

Results:
Final pot: $43.8
Hero shows KC QC 
BB shows QD 8D 

then some limped hand that doesn't matter, then next hand:

******* Hand 2 ********

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $152.80
CO: $187
Button: $105
SB: $79.10
BB: $93

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero calls, CO folds, Button raises to $30, 2 folds, Hero raises all-in $151.8, Button calls all-in $75.
Uncalled bets: $46.8 returned to Hero.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($3, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $211.5)

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($3, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $211.5)

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($3, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $211.5)

Results:
Final pot: $3
Hero shows AD 9S 
Button shows 7H 8H 

next hand:

******* Hand 3 ********

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $187
CO: $100
Button: $78.60
SB: $100
Hero: $256.30

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, CO raises to $30, 2 folds, Hero raises all-in $255.3, CO calls all-in $70.
Uncalled bets: $155.3 returned to Hero.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($101, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $200.5)

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($101, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $200.5)

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($101, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $200.5)

Results:
Final pot: $101
Hero shows 8D 8H 
CO shows 7C JD 

then he couldn't reload in time, so next hand:

******* Hand 4 ********

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $80
CO: $99.50
Hero: $353.30
SB: $186
BB: $100

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, CO folds, Hero calls, SB calls, BB raises to $35, UTG folds, Hero raises all-in $352.3, SB folds, BB calls all-in $64.
Uncalled bets: $287.3 returned to Hero.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $132)

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $132)

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $132)

Results:
Final pot: $4
Hero shows AS 6D 
BB shows AH QC 

BAM SHIP IT NOW I'M GONNA GET LAID