KUDOS TO MOTHERFLUSHER FOR DOUBLING UP DA GOOSER—GOOD WORK CHEIF!

[SILLYGOOSER]

I just got back form working out and fire up FTP. Sit in my regular 2/4 pot limit game and get to work. Lose a few pots and go in search for a heads up game…my specialty. I see MotherFlusher with less than full buy in at 5/10 hu. I start taunting him because I hate people that don’t have a full buy in and MotherFlusher and I have a history where we played heads up for 9 hours at 3/6 and he won 4k in the end even though I dominated thewhole time and he got really lucky in the end in a few key pots and I was too tired to play anymore.

As I’m taunting him in chat he says “Hey remember that time I won 4k off you playing heads up?” I let him know how lucky he got…He says...”300/600?” I don’t really want to play but he’s that bad and I really just want to see if he has a buy in so I say “Go sit” . He sits and I don’t and comes back to the table like 3 seconds later acting all mad “Why didn’t you sick?? Go sit!” I say fine and go. I sit with 16k…three quarters my role which I built after only starting two months ago.,

I sit and actually post caus e I don’t think he has the balls to post. But he does so oops. I get dealt ace jack offsuit in the small blind. He raises to 1800. I go all in instantly for $16000 just hoping he’ll fold so I can leave with a cool 1800…also I probably have best hand. He calls instantly and shows 77 and I smile at the coinflip and that he doesn’t have ace king or better. Ace hit’s flop. PASS THE SUGAR!! I post $300 as dealer, get dealt 72, consider going all in and showing but instead I just fold right away and sit out immediately. The joker berates me in chat…I remain quiet….he continues on….I’m quiet. Finally I type “Hey remember that time I won that 32k pot against you.” and he leaveS—THANKS MOFO!!

I’m an up and comer talent in the poker world from Oklahoma and expect to see me at higher and higher levels as the months progress.

I think it’d be a good idea to post pictures of what MotherFlusher could had bought had he not lost 32k. He was either going to win 32k or lose it and he lost it so that fool needs to feel the burn that he’s down 32k. Below is a $32,000 watch that I may or may not buy:

http://cgi.ebay.com/New-Men-Roger-Dubuis...1QQcmdZViewItem



THE HAND:

Full Tilt Poker Game #2642339996: Table Journey (heads up) - $300/$600
- No Limit Hold'em - 21:42:15 ET - 2007/06/11
MotherFlusher has 5 seconds left to act
MotherFlusher posts the small blind of $300
SILLYGOOSER has 5 seconds left to act
SILLYGOOSER posts the big blind of $600
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SILLYGOOSER [Js Ac]
MotherFlusher raises to $1,800
SILLYGOOSER raises to $16,000, and is all in
MotherFlusher calls $14,200
SILLYGOOSER shows [Js Ac]
MotherFlusher shows [7h 7d]
*** FLOP *** [8d Ah 2h]
*** TURN *** [8d Ah 2h] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [8d Ah 2h 5c] [3h]
SILLYGOOSER shows a pair of Aces
MotherFlusher shows a pair of Sevens
SILLYGOOSER wins the pot ($31,999.50) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $32,000 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8d Ah 2h 5c 3h]
Seat 1: MotherFlusher (small blind) showed [7h 7d] and lost with a
pair of Sevens
Seat 2: SILLYGOOSER (big blind) showed [Js Ac] and won ($31,999.50)
with a pair of Aces