if you go to
this link and vote for
Polly and the Planets to play Guilfest. To vote, you need to register, which takes less than 30 seconds, and for any of you non-UK'ers just put "SW1A 0AA" as your postcode.
Then comes the fun bit - in return for telling me you've voted (we're using the honesty system here guys), I'll find you a hot girl of whatever genre you request. Asian princess, Californian lolita, Rick Astley backing singer - whatever you want, the choice is yours. To kick things off, I've already found you one here, along with a whole army of women all gagging to be unleashed in BBV. So let us gogogogo!