$1100 live SNG at Bellagio - Sick spot

[Pasterbator]

HAHAHAHA I COMPLETELY TRICKED YOU I NEVER PLAY POKER!!!


That said, im still drunk from last night and plan on starting up again soon.

- I fell in love with ANOTHER stripper.
- I only spent ~$500 at the strip club ($200 of that was a tip bc she was awesome.
- I lost at least $1200 flipping coins. WTF PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP ME!!
- Then i tried dealing PLO and RAZZ and STUD flips and misdealt 4-5 times in a row. Life is good.
- I lost a few hundo bowling while i was drunk off my ass. My bowling scorecard read like this...

9/ 9/ 9/ 2/ 5/ 9/ 9- 9/ 9- 9/9

[censored] BOWLING AND DALI FOR RUNNING BETTER THAN GOD AT PROP BETTING BOWLING.

[censored] BONES FOR DEALING MY LAST COINFLIP REALLY QUICKLY AND DEALING PERG FIRST EVEN THO I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET THE FIRST CARD AND THAT MADE ME LOSE ANOTHER $200 JDSFl skKLDSJ aslk

And yes, i decided to turn this into a trip report so i dont get banned.