Beat:: I can only score with Ariane

[Mangina]

Beat: Basically my game is reduced to scoring with chicks online. Wanna meet her and give it a shot?

http://arianeb.com/dateariane/default.htm (no rickroll--promise)

Brag: My first threesome....

Variance: I had to read poetry, learn about art history, and waste most of my day figuring this [censored] out!

Bonus: Best tilt cure you will find!!!!!!