I Don't Ever Give Woman Money

[SonofDjugashvili]

So, let me try to reason this out, since actual work is so damn boring compared to this...

1) Brandi is a psychotic white trash whore/hustler who nevertheless appeals to those of us who like our women "dirty"

2) Everybody familiar with poker and the internet is aware of (1)

3) DS appears to share the all-too-common predilection for "dirty" girls

4) DS is smart and seems to have that nerdy sense of humour

5) DS adopts Brandi as a protege notwithstanding all the commonly known/rumoured facts about her

6) DS starts this thread, with the noted grammatical errors

I think that DS thought he could play a joke on the poker community/prove how smart he is by actually coaching this dysfunctional retard to some kind of poker achievement - the "My Fair Lady" syndrome, ... and perhaps slip it in her backdoor in the bargain. This post represents DS subtly saying to us that his "My Fair Lady" turned out like the Family Guy version (SPOILER: Stewie's protege urinates on herself). This post essentially means "Ha ha - I tried, but I didn't give her any money - it was all a joke".

Thoughts?