History Lesson - "Succubus"

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For decades woman have held the sole rights to the title "succubus." In 1935 AD a man named Ross Parks led the way for the new Male Rights Movement. Ross attended a local costume party dressed as a succubus and was greeted with copious amounts of ridicule. The women of the party stated that only females could be succubi "by definition." The women spat upon him and destroyed his soul. While the Femi-Nazis had quelled the quiet rebellion of Ross Parks, the movement perpetuated. The controversy resufaced in 1972 AD and thousands of men were slaughtered at the Battle of Globe, Az. Finally in 1973 BC, oh [censored] I mean AD (sorry I just experienced a typo that I am too lazy to correct) a legendary man by the name of Shmoo Robinson invented the bitch slap and successfully conquered the Feminist Movement. Now men and woman are equals giving gender the opportunity to be considered a "succubus" if they meet the requirements.